A few years ago I came home and found this on my answering machine … for a wrong number. My flatmates and I cacked ourselves for weeks as we played it over and over and started to recite bits back at each other. GOLD! My mate Dan did the drawing. Turn up the volume because it was recorded quite low. LANGUAGE WARNING … lots of swearing!
hugh wade 
Gosh that was hectic. Even years later it affects the listener. She was like a bogan from a horror movie – the kind of woman who’d risk death and tell Ivan milat that he was a soft cock